Clean, sanitised, rinsed, pasteurised
(No TB on these Badgers)
Clean, with an appetite,
hunger can be satisfied,
sanitised
soilent green, red yellow simplified protein beans,
moisturised clementines bring your own string vessel valentine,
rinsed twice then pasteurised,
substandard grain the norm
pleasing 3D terraformed,
football pitch, groundsman mourns,
custard stalls, donut balls,
ornate handmade biscuit fortress on display,
bread stick trebuchets,
olives in a threatening line,
cutely paired with French wine,
fine dine in house extra flair,
trolley to basket gathering stares,
Express corn fed filtered air
An ode to the own brand curtain wall,
Altars stretch ceiling to floor,
Buy two extra get one more,
Came for three, left with four,
Multi-seed collared greens
Pasta shaped isosceles
Triangles for gut relief
Soft bristles, kind on the teeth,
Sugared beef jerky squares,
Salted caramel, braised hare,
4 dimension travel solitaire
Perfect for this time of year
Caution: May cause motion sickness on long drives
Happily consumable small parts
Assembly required tape and pesticides,
Ensure paint pots are whole wheat to avoid a semi skimmed sartorial nightmare.
Boil all meats for 80 minutes with self detergent then leave to air
Dry wire wool to keep the kids occupied,
Study the butcher's chart and please keep all limbs in line
Exit the conveyor belt and step inside,
We're clean, all surfaces sanitised,
Exit the conveyor belt
Insides rinsed and pasteurised
credits
from Gloop / Syntax Error,
released October 16, 2020
Written by Christopher Maltby & Simeon Soden
Recorded, produced & mastered by Simeon Soden
Badger are a two piece alt pop force hailing from Newcastle, mixing melody with a narrated existential crisis. Listeners are advised to abandon all prior convictions.
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